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Turn this triangle into a square

1. A flirtatious way to inadvertently ask a group of girls to hang out
2. A phrase used to hit on multiple girls at the same time
"Hey you wanna come turn this triangle into a square?"
by Ricothemus September 19, 2020
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I’m gonna hack into your pc

AHAHAHAHA!!! There’s nothing you can do about it!!!
I’m gonna hack into your pc and destroy everything
by Spatro February 24, 2021
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You practice your mannerisims into a wall

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
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Crak-tose intolerant

To possess a profound inability to withstand; or endure the company; or be in the presence of a meth-amphetamine user, more commonly known as a crackhead.
"Oh MY FUCKING GOD!"
"What up?"
"I've just been to the quacks to find out why I want to run every SECOND CUNT OVER & my test results have come back in"
"And?"
"I've tested positive for being Crak-tose intolerant"
"Yeah righto, that makes sense"
by Shirley Gassy December 4, 2022
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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
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Snip, snip, and into the Roomba

When you cut dead weight out of your life and get rid of it for good

referring to the vacuum robot product, the Roomba
"He hasn't texted me back in 2 days"
"girl! snip, snip, and into the Roomba"
by Bossbitch379 November 12, 2018
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