idioted

making a stupid mistake without being a complete retard

I completely idioted out on the essay I was typing.

by John Frankie Kennedy January 28, 2018

Idiot

Me.

"that idiot can't even figure out that 2+2=7"

by The First Toad January 25, 2018

idiot machine

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beings—otherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.

Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018

idiotic human

The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.

I am an idiotic human for being here in the first place.

by ricebeanscats March 10, 2018

Idiot

Someone who thinks Rey can beat Anakin.

"I think Rey's better than Anakin"
"Man, you are a idiot"

by Jaybird_Parker April 13, 2018

idiotism

The art of categorizing people into types of idiots:

type 1: idiot
type 2: half-idiot
type 3: advanced idiot
type 4: part expert idiot
type 5: expert idiot

There is no master idiot type, since it is not technically possible to master idiotism.

- "I mastered idiotism"
- "Idiotism cannot be mastered"

by shamanism September 15, 2018

Idiotsticks

The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.

Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.

by The Knuckle November 2, 2018