joshua haynes

the creepy stalker standing behind you

he's moved to the window now...
he's watching from outside

joshua haynes is a tall bloke with a low level of relatability

"is that guy behind me joshua haynes?"

"try not to think about it"

by EScrooge January 19, 2018

colby haynes

A man who talks all shit and loves Korean shit, such and K-Pop.

Dont be a Colby Haynes.

by DatBoiBeR6in May 14, 2018

Rudi Haylock

He is a small young man with a very out of proportioned penis compared to his body at approximately 16.9 inches. He hit puberty at the age of 4 and is now 15 and is still growing a moustache.

That guy is tiny with a big dick, and still trying to grow a moustache, he must be a Rudi Haylock.

by RDU November 30, 2018

kane haylock

A term used when somebody is so tall

He is such a kane haylock

by 69696969. October 9, 2019

Isaiah Haynes

A African American without a father,similar to ej Johnson because he’s black and gay and BOTH ARE TERRIBLE

Person 1:have you seen Isaiah Haynes today
Person 2:no why?
Person 3:he forgot to give my money back after giving me terrible head

by Big ole sexual chocolate February 26, 2020

Checkout Hayley

An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.

"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."

"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of

a Checkout Hayley."

by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020

Skylar Haynes

Skylar is a person with issues but that's what defines her. She's really sweet and beautiful but really insecure. You can tell her she's beautiful a million times a day and she won't believe you! She's really shy and sensitive but once you get to know her she has a great personality.

She's a Skylar Haynes.

by T-tray August 23, 2021