sminkly

an adjective describing someone taking credit for something they did not do

person 1: "thanks for making that cake, person 2!"
person 3: "you're welcome!"
person 2: "stop being sminkly, you didn't make it!"

by EScrooge May 13, 2018

joshua haynes

the creepy stalker standing behind you

he's moved to the window now...
he's watching from outside

joshua haynes is a tall bloke with a low level of relatability

"is that guy behind me joshua haynes?"

"try not to think about it"

by EScrooge January 19, 2018