Go ham

To go H.A.M. means to Go home and masturbate.

Guy: dude I can't wait to go ham

Other dude: haha same, you gonna beat your meat to Christy?

Guy: yeah

The other dude: haha same.

by end.my.fucking.life May 2, 2019

Ham wallet

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!

by iamcoppo February 25, 2017

Ham Radio

How Mormons have phone sex.

Did you hear about Clara and Dallen's spicy ham radio talk?

by SloppyJoes January 20, 2021

Ham Wallet

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.

Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!

by Juan Carlitos April 27, 2007

going ham

According to MTV.com..."Jay-Z and Kanye West dropped their first single, "H.A.M.," on Tuesday, January 11th, but their record may have overshadowed another "ham" song: Yung Joc and Gucci Mane's "Going Ham" leaked over the weekend.

The tracks aren't related, nor do they have anything to do with a choice cut of pig: The Jay and 'Ye song name is actually an acronym that stands for "Hard As a Mother----er," while Joc and Gucci's version is based on the Atlanta term "going ham," which is a derivative of mayhem. Joc admits most people may not even know the term's origin."

You going ham tonight?
Nah, I got finals tomorrow.

by BurgerSack June 13, 2011

Ham Bone

a curved hard dick, having an appearance similar to that of a ham bone

Hey bitch, come chew on my ham bone

by Dizzy February 6, 2004

ham cannon

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.

Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006