ham-fisted

The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.

Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.

by Gaspor Porcine January 7, 2012

ham ham

a h/g to everyone except fo haters, a lover who loves guyz especially da one spesho person dat she cant stop thinking about XDD............

emery aka dorkie x lover

by ham ham December 28, 2004

Ham Sandwich

A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.

Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.

Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.

by jackson4502 June 10, 2011

Ham-Zebra

An animal which has qualities of both the zebra and the hamster; Bodies may vary animal to animal.

That Ham-Zebra had zebra legs, A hamster head, And a Zebra penis.

by Death Fetish 13007 December 16, 2007

ham-zuh

faggot

ham-zuh is a faggot

by Jangerjoob August 22, 2022

Ham Fisted

Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.

After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.

by Yimmycat March 2, 2012

ham slam

A particularly large dump, especially after undergoing a food coma.

Mother: is johnnie ok?
Father: yes he is just having a ham slam.

by troysco2 May 21, 2015