Hammer Jack

Masturbating without lotion

Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "

by FFBurger1 September 15, 2012

Pump The Hammer

When you're good at jacking off.

Austin is about 6 inches and he knows how to pump the hammer!

by Austannibal January 27, 2012

Hammer Space

An intimate extra-dimensional storage area for cartoon hammers and the like.

Often used in video games and Animated Movies/Shows when a character can hold a seemingly infinite amount of items. Prime examples are, Spider-Ham, Steve from Minecraft, and many more.

That vulture has hammer Space - Miguel O'Hara

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

Hammer Lung

This is a known respiratory condition from being out in the Johnson Valley OHV area also known as the Hammer Trails. This location is also the area that is home of the annual King Of The Hammers off road race. Hammer Lung occurs when huffing too much radioactive dust from that area that was formerly a bomb test site for the United States Military.

Sup my dudes… Just spent a week out at KOH watching the Nor Cal crew (Webb, Scherer, Gomez, etc…) and got a nasty case of Hammer Lung. I got it last year too and took me 2 weeks to partially recover and a full month to feel 99% normal again. If the wind is whipping up that Hammers dust strap on your KN95’s to help prevent Hammer King my dawgs!

by Meghann D February 13, 2023

Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.

Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!

by Grain and Twill April 23, 2023

Hammer Play

When you shove the handle side of a hammer in your partner’s ass.

Depape was having no more of Pelosi’s Hammer Play after he was endured too many heavy blows.

by Dante’s Inferno November 3, 2022

Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.

Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.

by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022