calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016

in the grits

Colloquial, Southern, high on marijuana, stoned, blazed

"Sorry, I have no idea what's going on, I'm in the grits"

by DarkTomatoGod November 5, 2018

The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.

"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019

Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 21, 2020

you over cooking my grits

When someone is stepping in someone else’s way figuratively. Expecting too much from someone else

I already let you borrow $100 and now want another $100? You over cooking my grits!

by Dvron May 14, 2021

Made from grit

Made from grit (a piece of dirt ) means you were the sludge that remained and turned into pearl.

Made from grit; so yeah, another man's trash is another man's treasure.

by Eyemazin March 21, 2022

Soupin' on my grits

1. When someone is up in your business.
2. When someone is harshing on your vibe.

3. Crossing a line

4. Or a Buzzkill

My nosey neighbor said the music was too loud. They were totally soupin' on my grits!

by The Golden Rulers September 3, 2022