goat dick

An uncircumcised penis or a penis is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

by Shabazzz December 9, 2008

goat whisperer

A cowboy, one who dresses like a cowboy, or a jackass in a 4x4 pick-up, suspected of having sex with animals.

She broke-up with me again, I think she is going out with that goat whisperer,

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

goat nose

Jamaican Slang for the vagina

Excuse me miss, can I stick a finger or two in your goat nose?

by steve frick November 19, 2003

feeder goat

A goat that is microscopic in size and lives in untrimmed or unshaven pubic hair. It feeds off of crumbs from food, lice, crabs, or ANYTHING dropped into the pubic hair.

Girl: " My moms bush is like a forest its so big and gross, and I think she has feeder goats now!
Boy: "ewwwwwww"

by FAWKGIRL January 14, 2014

Goat of football

Messi.

Messi is the GOAT of football.

by MessiLionel September 23, 2020

Goat Juice

A milky projectile that comes from a goat's penis.

The little boy got sprayed with goat juice when he tickeled the goat's butthole.

by Dwight Kurt Schrute Farms October 12, 2008

goat punch

goat punch also known as a donkey punch to some... then a man is drilling his partner in the poo nanny from behind her (usually a different partner is used every night) right before climax, he punches her in the back of the head, which causes the whore to tighten her loose hole, resulting in a better orgasm for the man, and sometime a child for the whore.

pimp "u like that bitch"
loose whore "ya ya fuck me ya"
pimp about to nut punches her firmly in the back of the skull, sometimes causing brain damage. but always resulting in the tighting of the vagina

by I fuck dumb bitches April 15, 2005