Gnomed

Gnomed means to have a gnome shoved up your anal

I’m going to get gnomed tomorrow night

by Get gnomed November 2, 2025

Geometry Dash 2.3

it's the next update in the popular game Geometry Dash. Apparently the creator said it's gonna release in 2024 but I'm afraid it's not gonna release until 2045

Geometry Dash player: when is Geometry Dash 2.3 releasing ahhhhhh!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

by krdmbas November 20, 2025

gnomeriding

The act of shoving a garden gnome up your cooter.

A: Did you hear what happened last night?

B: What happened?

A: C’s girlfriend was outside gnomeriding in my yard!

B: C is really short, so I can’t blame her.

by .anaphid December 3, 2025

Gnome Tasing

Procrastinating, specifically with flash games on the internet.

I saw my boss gnome tasing when he said he was finishing the monthly reports

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 12, 2025

leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.

Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"

by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016

scrotum gnome

When you first notice a white hair under you scrotum.

I finally got my first scrotum gnome at age 35.

by Hooch poopie September 11, 2016