Golden Shower

peeing on someone

R. Kelly gavce a golden shower to a 12 year old girl

by dipshit April 28, 2003

golden oreo

This is when any person urinates on one's asshole

This can be multiple times or a single event

Evan Jewett loves a golden oreo

by outside the box May 19, 2007

Golden Ass

Female coworker who cannot be criticized because other men worship her ass. Because of the virtues of her ass she is able to do whatever she wants and is quickly promoted through the ranks. Employees who cross her, even if they are originally of a higher rank, will soon find themselves unemployed.

"She never does anything, just goes to the back and talks about music with the boss." -- Employee One

"Yeah, she's a Golden Ass." -- Employee Two

by Wallace Carlos August 3, 2011

Golden Sunrise

The event in which an individual is awoken by the sound, smell, taste, or feeling of being pissed on.

Primarily received by (but not limited to) unsuspecting or unwilling individuals.

Most commonly delivered by an individual but there have been rare occurrences in which multiple people simultaneously contribute.

J - "I drank damn near two liters of cheap tequila last night and woke up feeling like deep fried dog shit"

R - "You think that's bad? I got so drunk I blacked out, woke up to a Golden Sunrise..."

J - "Golden Sunrise??"

R - "Yeah, Basically that prick Kyle, his sister Stacy, even his damn Chihuahua gave me a golden shower..... AS A WAKE UP!"

by Playze June 19, 2011

golden rhino

When you put on a condom, then urinate, then engage in vaginal sex

"I had to pee before we had sex in her car, but she said that she wanted a golden rhino, so I went for it"

by BattleDuck23 January 7, 2017

Golden Jesus

Pure pharmaceutical grade heroin (diacetylmorphine).

The term was first coined in the autobiographical book `Candy´ by Luke Davies (and subsequently the movie `Candy´ starring Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish), when the character Casper (Geoffrey Rush) a lecturing chemist & sometime opiate user synthesizes his own `Golden Jesus´ (diacetylmorphine) from Panadine Forte.

by Chemgirl January 3, 2010

Golden Jibril

When an elephant walks up to you fucking a small bird in the right ear with the elephant’s tail. This only works while a person named Jibril is driving a Toyota Supra MK3 pours glocken gold in the elephants eye while the elephant is fucking the bird.

Someone: Where were you last night Jibril?
Jibril: I was in the savanna performing a so called “Golden Jibril”

by JJ Sie September 25, 2021