front l

an ex boyfriend/girlfriend you'll always go back to & or someone you have a situationship with / hook up with , like your boothang , ;someone you claimed

"are you hooking up with jannete ?! , thats my front L" "oh sorry bro , i didnt know"

by princessbabyd January 23, 2017

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

Frontal Noodle

Penis

I walked in on Jason while he was dressing and saw his frontal noodle!

by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018

front row

Anything awesome.

I got the best dinner ever at the restaurant, it was totally front row.

by Bertrann July 3, 2018

Frontry

Pretending to be country

He looks frontry in the hat and boots with the nut huggers.

by Knzy October 5, 2018

Front-ending

Exactly the same as rear ending, but in a frontal manner.

Last night a guy wasn't paying attention and ended up front-ending me.

by Ryan. cap January 7, 2019

front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.

OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.

by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019