Fresh market

Something sir says

Fresh market!

by Guccipolo December 13, 2025

fresh water marlin

The fesh water Marlin are small powerful fast fish known for their long, spear-like bills. Although much smaller than their salt water cousins the Blue Marlin and Black Marlin, they are still a prized game fish and apex predators. They live elusive solitary lives in warm fresh waters. They are also known for their spectacular leaps when hooked. Which has made them the game fish of choice for the presenter on the worlds best4x4 channel on youtube.

You would have better luck finding a needle in a haystack then catching a fresh water marlin

by anonymous December 31, 2025

knot-so-fresh

That fucking filthy after-shit feeling that just will not go away without baby wipes.

Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.

by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014

Wizard-Fresh

When you're so goddam fresh that it seems there must be some wizardry involved...

"Damn yo, Richard is so fuckin Wizard-Fresh today"

by J.Manstrong December 14, 2014

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

Dippy fresh

A child who you almost want to kill

You stay out of this dippy fresh

by Notdippyfresh February 29, 2016

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010