flaker

There are only 2 types of people in the world who eat flake chocolate bars:
- women
- gays
.'. you're gay or a woman

"hey little phil, stop flaking it up, n00b"
"FLAKER!"

by Teh_Jake October 1, 2005

falker-parker-pounder

why wouldn't you parker first? befo da falking and pounding, i mean. dats whaz i talk 'bout mofo

I drove all the way to a small country town before i finally falked 'er park 'er and pounded 'er.

by Yolinda Lubenoffsky August 14, 2003

Flak monkey

This is the asshole newb in Unreal Tournament Games that uses the flak cannon excessively , because its the only weapon he can use. Of course this being that splash damage does all the work. Anything with any sort of AIMING involved would clearly be to his/her detriment. Either way, He SUXORS

Dont be a Flak Monkey.

by [GWoS]Bahamut April 22, 2004

Flake

To 'flake' is to come inside/ejaculate in a woman's vagina.

'Did she let you flake'
'Did you flake her last night'

'I hate when she doesn't let you flake'

by Cilly1991 October 12, 2013

Flake

A person who is very ugly. You can use the words extra and mega in front of flake to determine how "flake" someone really is.

Good God Man! Samantha is so flake!

by Mayo headd June 11, 2010

Flake

It's another way to say fuck if you don't want to swear at the time or you are trying to cut down and some bad habits.

instead of...
Dude i was going to fuck that dude.
you say.
Dude i was going to flake that dude.
or
What the flake are you doing here, i thought you were dead?

by liltinamariezie January 25, 2010

Frosted Flakes

Sexual Intercourse during a woman's period.

"She was on the rag, but I was so horny I had to go frosted flakes on her." "GROSS!"

by Jay E. May 25, 2003