February 8th

The day when the worlds most beautiful human is born, funny too

1)You were born on February 8th?

2)Yes
1) Will you marry me?

by S0me_random_guy November 24, 2021

February 17

Anyone born on this day is somewhat of a meme lord, very artistic, and love all things magical. Although they may have some unresolved issues. Anyone born on this day should take a warm soapy shower because its not easy carrying that crown around all day. You absolutely legend. Go on treat yourself to that snack you've been wanting all day.

Person: its my birthday tomorrow, February 17.

friend: woah dude, people born on that day are cool.

Person: whys that?

Friend: because it says on the urban dictionary and everyone knows the most awsome people where born that day. Dude that must be why your such a meme lord

Random karen: WhAts a mE mEe!

by Bigoldmanballs November 24, 2021

February 13th

National - make out with your frend day-
Dont leave out your friends and make out with them!

Why are you kissing everyone? Hoe.
Im not a hoe, its just february 13th

by Vanja February 11, 2023

Fanny February

A National Holiday where the ALL vaginas are appreciated and praised for the power it holds as it gives pleasure, power and human life!! True pussy power!💜
Everyone is welcome to celebrate this holiday regardless of gender, race, sexuality etc!!!

Friend 1: “Woah, hey, have you heard it’s Fanny February!! I am thankful that vaginas exist🙏🏾!”

Friend 2: “Yeah, me too, there are so many empowered people with vaginas that keep this world running!”

by Peachhhy July 9, 2021

February 13th

A stallion holiday

“Oh my gosh, I forgot today was February 13th that’s means a real stallion was born today”

by Bossbitch1234 October 15, 2019

No Finger February

Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt

Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around

by Jusaplaingirl November 4, 2019

February 23rd

A person born on February 23 is most likely attracted to shrek

Evelina: hey, it’s February 23rd, my birthday!

Friend: Yeah I know, you better do shrek good today.

by Evelinaxshrek69 November 15, 2019