Flap feast

Pussy platter, Clit licker, face full of fanny, banquet of blurt n bum

I wouldn't mind her serving me a hot flap feast

by Denham ov Darlo November 4, 2015

Snot flapping

Using your fingers instead of a tissue, then flapping your hands about to launch the snot off them.

I walked in the bathroom and this dude was just snot flapping into the sink!

by Miscusername March 5, 2020

Flap Flash

Inadvertently showing your vagina to passersby.

When Britney Spears inadvertently showed her pussy while exiting the car in a short skirt, she had an accidental flap flash

by Jake the Trouser Snake July 28, 2017

Flap bag

A skanky minga, found in western Sydney.

Yo Bruce, check out that flap bag on the corner.

by Steven R27 October 17, 2008

Dinky Flap

A complete Faggot that likes to suck norwall testicles and eat peanut butter off of llama penises. They are wierd as fuck and should go live with mentally retarded monkeys..

Dayyyyum! That Meghan girl is a dinky flap because she didnt give me my weekly bj...

by Jaa Oaa Eaa Yaa Caa April 25, 2011

flap ticks

A creature that dwells amongst the flappy bits inside your pants.

Holy motherfuck! a tick in your flaps! I'll call that 'flap ticks'!

by serious ken for spain April 18, 2010

Cat flaps

Labia - usually when it’s excessive. Synonyms are meat flaps, beef curtains, roast beef deluxe, etc.

My girl wanted to have sec this morning but her cat flaps was rank!

by Tunnelbuddies March 2, 2019