Fidato

1) A man of infinite wisdom.

2) The creator of Spam.

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

FIAT

Fucking Italian Attempt (at) Transport

Also according to one member of the TopGear audience made in France...

The "Cinqecuento" (or hover the hell you spell it) is a Fucking Italian Attempt (at) Transport

by Wil July 25, 2004

First Rule

1.for men,
guard your balls. Something all guys should know and observe in ANY situation.
2.for women,
guard your boobs.

who knows the first rule of hacky sack?
-let's teach him the first rule of the office.

by yo mama tamer March 15, 2009

First Banana

The leader or superior, i.e. alpha male, of a group, clique, or social hierarchy. First banana is followed by the second in command, or second banana, who has reign over all bananas (e.g. third, second, fourth banana) excluding the first. Lower bananas are typically prone to the whims of upper bananas and can even become the subject of coercion or ridicule at the superior banana's expense.

Barack Obama is first banana; Joseph Biden is second banana.

by TrickDaddy07 December 30, 2010

First Aid Spray

It will heal all of your health, and cure any viral infections you may have.

A zombie bit my jugular so I sprayed some First Aid Spray on it and I felt better.

by Malofa June 22, 2011

Ass First

A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.

Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.

by Konspiracy210 March 4, 2009

Chinese Firetruck

When a man ices his cock until it turns bright red and then performs oral sex on up to 3 lovers. Man or Woman

Bob brought home his girlfriend Brittany and told her they should go all the way. But not 3rd base. Chinese firetruck

by BustANut222 March 4, 2009