spank a fatty

to hit a jump and go really far. most typically done in extreme sports, such as water ski jumping.

man, did you see how far matt went on that jump? he must have really wanted to spank a fatty!

by njh222 December 9, 2008

Spring Break Fatty

The overweight and/or unmotivated people who go tot he gym just before spring break or summer because they know they need to squeeze into a bathing suit. They can also be considered as those who go to the gym simply to say they go tot the gym. They may be spotted sitting/standing by machines socializing thus preventing the actual gym members from going about their usual gym tasks. They sometimes are actually working out on the machines but being that they only go to the gym once a week it is a waste of their time and the time of those dedicated gym goers who frequently get use out of the machines.
Note: Spring break fattys as often as they go or as hard as they seem to work fail to actually see results.

Damn dude, that girl is just sitting on the machine texting. That Spring Break Fatty needs to get out of here and stop wasting our time.

by Reel G April 16, 2011

a fatty

1) A large take in sales on a single business transaction.
2) A disproportionately large margin made relative to the actual cost of the product or service.

"We are two hours into the new month and Anthony has already closed a fatty."

by Mr. Wundirphal April 18, 2009

chugging a fatty

To give a fatty a blowjob, or suck on a fatties fat bits in a sexual manner.

Sarah "Watd u do last night Rachel?"
Rachel "I went down to KFC and was chugging a fatty"
Sarah "How fat was he?"
Rachel "He was fat like a pregnant Aborigine on a diet of lard"
Sarah "Wow, that's pretty fat"

by Arther Radley March 4, 2009

back a fatty

Having sex with a fat man.

Backing a fatty includes lots of lube.

by aanksta luver March 5, 2005

pittsburgh fatty

when your having sex with a fat girl you pull a 3 week old hoagie or sub out from under one of her many fat rolls and share it as you fuck each other.

when i was with my girlfriend last week we did a pittsburgh fatty, it tasted like moldy cheese and boob sweat.

by fancy jim January 15, 2011

Chatty Fatty

You know you're a chatty fatty when; * you can't hear the word "nacho" without cracking up. * you cant think of Canada without thinking of Adrian * you make up lame excuses to go to different states so you can see other people. * you can sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" without a single mistake. * calling expedia. com at 1am never gets old * SKYPE PHONE CALLZ * you twitter over ten times a day * you get annoyed when people call lucas "fred" * you know the meaning of TUESDAY NIGHTFAST * you're amused wayy too easily * LOG IN GET IN THE CHAT. EVERYBODY WATCH THE TRANNY SAURUS REXXXXX * DATE MY ANWAD * you dont use <3 anymore, you use < 3 * over 10 people in your contacts are people you've never met * you daydream about meeting the group * hakuna matata cheers you up * you know how to walk the dinosaur * D.A.N.C. E is a song that will always be loved * you laugh at the word BOOGERS * you're reading this * you're laughing at this

"Hey Chatty Fatty < 3. I LOVE YOU! lets all go on date my anwad !. WES BE UP FREAKING.

by Chatty Fatty herself February 18, 2009