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Quantum English

A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.
Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019
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English G-spot

When someone describes something so well, It causes physical pleasure.
C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?

R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.
by VikingOfBG October 8, 2018
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English or Spanish

A challenge of who can stand completely still, the loser is in most cases called Gay for losing.
Person 1: English or Spanish

Person 2: English

Person 1: Whoever moves first is gay
(Both stop moving)
by 88th Fox August 17, 2024
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English Pancake

The act of titty fucking a large, hairy breasted male.
You better be wearing your goggles because your face is getting an English Pancake tonight!!
by simpsonphan September 28, 2014
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An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”
Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English
by Mike Whittaked January 4, 2023
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englishness

when you say something relating to the English Language in a smart manner
"Look at us with our Englishness" "Wow that was some great Englishness"
by englishness May 17, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
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