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Earth

1. The armpit of the Milky Way galaxy. A rather mediocre but entertaining "uncivilisation" where actual civilisations around the universe come and plant tiny, nanoscopic video cameras in the crevices of buildings so they can laugh their alien asses off at those primitive, unhappy but wacky humans killing and hurting each other for little slips of green paper. The ratings are through the roof in Alpha Centauri, where the box set "America vs. Iraq: The Complete Collection" is a bestseller.

2. Either that or...Hell.
1. Andromedan: Earth sucks my peenie.

2. Guy 1: Go to Hell.
Guy 2: We're already here, asshole.
by Andrew B June 20, 2006
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Eartheist

Someone who does not believe that the Earth is flat nor the Earth is round.
The teacher asked if I believed the Earth is flat, but I told her No, I’m an Eartheist, because I don’t believed the Earth is round either!
by JG.F.AV May 25, 2018
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Soup Earth Society

Soup Earth Society was a YouTuber with almost 100k subscribers when this was uploaded, when reached you can verify your account, he made the original number lore. (not Mike Salcedo's number lore.) The profile picture is a greenish blue to desaturated purple gradient with some blurred dots and a yellowish orange bowl with an image of earth inside it, with a spoon picking up the core.
I liked Soup Earth Society for 1 year!
by Noteyyyy April 30, 2023
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make peace with the earth

yo tom we need to make peace with the earth nigga.
by josh(ATL RENNAGADE) January 13, 2008
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how on earth special

the adjective used to describe a hot girl with a whack ass boyfriend
Man, that girl is a how on earth special with her scrubby boyfriend
by kittypuff April 3, 2009
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Menlo Park Earthquake

the sensuos act of inserting the penis in between the a womans breast, then slapping the breasts to the sounds of lionel richie
Whitney:My tits are throbbing
Phillip:Yeah i gave you a Menlo Park Earthquake
by Dmoneykilla March 6, 2011
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the kindest person on earth

Y O U
you: *looking this up* the kindest person on earth ?
Me: You :)
by OfmyCompliments November 3, 2020
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