ezme logic

The ideas in which things only make sense to that ones person because they r absolute bullshit

Ezme: I can run through the current of a waterfall
:everyone else: ezme logic.

by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 8, 2023

Eziekyl

Eziekyl is the name of the most loving boy you will ever meet. He is careless sometimes about work/schoolwork, but he will never forget about you. He cares about his friends and family, and always wants others to be happy. He is super chill, he brings smiles to everyone's faces, and makes hilarious jokes. Eziekyl is super cute, he's the best friend anyone could ask for. When you meet him you'll be asking why you didn't meet him sooner. He is the most caring kid you'll EVER meet, so don't ever lose him.

My friends - "who's that kid your with? He's really cute"

Me- "Oh, that's just Eziekyl"

by HsEms6 October 3, 2023

koteshko eziche

a type of biscuit

Sweet as koteshko eziche :)
You got koteshko eziche

by Bamboochitta July 20, 2010

Young Ezy

Literal troll God nobody can get on his level of roasting and tossing

Young Ezy ruined me I'll need therapy to get over all these roasts

by Kevlol June 23, 2021

Renz Ezekiel

He is just a simple person. Goodhearted man will be your first impression about him. He cannot hide what he feels, a total honest man. But this man loves vengeance. He wants everything to be all equal. If he cannot endure the pain from this rotten world, it's frightening.

Be careful of Renz Ezekiel

by zekhell November 23, 2021

Carlos ezequiel hernandez

Your biggest crush, every word for attractive you can think of, hot, sexy, cute, delicious, precious ect. He has an angel face and an angel heart -Amie’e, tu favorita.

“Me voy a jugar free fire con uña hombre de los sueños” “quien? Carlos Ezequiel Hernandez?” Si.

by Mireus mommy December 9, 2021

Dirty Ezra

The act of cumming into a lava lamp and keeping it your room as an ornament. After you have done that, you have to go to any landmark you want and you gotta wipe your dick on it and take it on camera. You have to do this at least three times so you have enough photos to decorate your room. So now when a friend comes over you can show off your room decor.

Retard 1: bRo DiD yOu HeAr AbOuT tHaT gUy WhO dId A dIrTy Ezra?
Retard 2: YA, EET WOSS SO COOOL. ESSPESHIALY WEN HE MASSTRBAETED ONN THEE NOTERR DAMEE
Normal human 1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Normal human 2: the real question is why the hell someone looked this up on urban dictionary?
Crazy human 1: IN FACT, WHY ARE WE HERE TALKING ABOUT STUFF FOR URBAN DICTIONARY!
crazy human 2: WHO AM I!!!
crazy human 1: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA!!!!

by Stretchy.L November 29, 2022