dutch halo

where a man creates a halo on the other persons head out of his spunk.

"last night i recieved a dutch halo, i wonder if it's good for my hair!!"

by dutchladyboy October 29, 2009

Dutch liver

A liver you split with your alcoholic dad later in life.

Well, my dad is 63 and still kicking, only a little yellow now that we've got the Dutch liver going on.

by mydearwhatson December 23, 2010

Dutch Hayroll

When you squeeze your ass cheeks together and take a shit. it comes out in a pancake shape and you roll it to look like a hayroll.

I'm going to make a Dutch Hayroll for my grandmother.

by Connor M. P. October 28, 2010

Dutch Thruster

a version of the dutchoven where your bed partner farts, "traps" the stink under the blanket and then pushes on the top of the blanket in order to force the stench into their partner's face.

I can't believe David gave me the Dutch Thruster last night!

by Rayna01 February 19, 2012

dutch colonial

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.

Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.

by Lord Cornwallice January 7, 2014

Dutch Muffler

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.

She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.

My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.

by Dklinington March 26, 2014

Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.

Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"

by kennyboye September 30, 2014