Dudewielding

When you are jerking off two dudes at the same time, with one cock in each hand.

"Hey bro, did you have a nice weekend?"
"Super nice bro! I Was dudewielding all saturday and most of sunday. What a workout!"

by Falske Lakse November 28, 2021

Cheese dust

The remnants found at the bottom of the bag after eating a bag of Cheetos, Doritos, or anything other cheesy snack food.

Cheese dust is awesome when sprinkled on popcorn-- just don't snort it.

by l1nchp1n March 11, 2011

Righteous Dude

A righteous dude is an awesome guy who is very fun to be around, and usually associated with surfers. Everyone loves a righteous dude. He's an all-around outgoing guy.

"Woah, bro. Did you see Joe ride that wave?"
"Yeah, man. He's such a righteous dude, even surfing."

by Guy_On_A_Buffalo August 16, 2016

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever

I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.

by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017

Maradona Dust

Cocaine - based on footballer Diego Maradona’s frequent use of cocaine

“Have you seen Luke’s eyes? He’s been on the old Maradona Dust”

by FinlayMCFC January 30, 2022

Reptilian Dude

This is an alien that showed up like a Jack-in-the-box to tell humans how naive they have been to believe all those stupid alien conspiracy theories about giant headed aliens and that Nordics have our best interests at heart. He also wants to set the record straight on how maligned his kind have been in recent media coverage. Reptilians don't want our gold, they don't want to have sex with us. They want our pianos for crying out loud! Well, that and maybe to make a nice profit selling our genetic material across the universe... but definitely the pianos!

David Icke and his ilk are fucktards with all the insane shit they spout out of their mouths. Just think about those larged headed aliens they are going on about.

First of all no woman of any species is going to let a bulbous headed incel procreate with her. Do you know where that head would have to come out of? I don't think so Mister.

Anyways, he gave us legal notice about further exploitation, floods, earthquakes and the rest of that stuff in Revelations that nobody pays any attention to. But they will bring beer at least.

Man, what is up with this Reptilian Dude anyways? Is he trying to start a cult or something?

Nah bro, he just wants people to get their heads out of their ass long enough to notice all this shit that is about to go down.

by Hoisin Saucy July 27, 2019

dubulge

The term commonly used by fangirls in the SHINee fandom to describe leader Lee Jinki (Onew)'s junk.

"Did you see that Dubulge picture? It was huge!"

by Dubudubu January 4, 2010