cj Docking

When a botched Circumcision leaves a loop of skin, or otherwise known as a man bridge between the shaft and the head of the penis. CJ Docking is when either an object or a flaccid penis is inserted through the man bridge, or said loop.

Remember the time Cody's mom caught Cody and Chris CJ Docking.

by HowHye August 29, 2016

shit docking

When giving anal to an individual that has not recently done a poop. It requires at least one male so the penis can be put into the others asshole so the penis and oncoming poop connect with their tips causing the docking effect. The poo will be pushed back into the human body on contact with the penis. It can be used to help put turtlenecks back into the asshole on emergency actions.

That asshole looks perfect for shit docking.

by xxx_ifs_xxx March 13, 2018

Hey, I have a note from my doctor

Said when someone insults you

Person A: You're ugly

Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor

by Skids McGee September 28, 2008

document monkey

1. Attorney tasked to make lists and charts, and distribute multi-colored folders.

2. In-house entertainment for Farley, Potenza and Dougherty.

"Get me those hot docs STAT, document monkey!"

by Farley March 5, 2003

docious

short for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious;can be used as an exclamation with good meaning hot damn! or bad meaning holy shit!.

dude, that song is totally docious

by perfectlyfrank April 13, 2005

Sound Docking

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's urethra. See also Sounding and Docking.

There should never be an example of sound docking.

by Meeaat May 13, 2011

docking

when two males, one circumsized, one uncircumsized, put thier heads together and the uncircumsized male rolls his extra foreskin over the head of the other males penis.

man, i got drunk last night and was docking with my friend joey

by akweedman February 25, 2009