“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
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Jumping from a 40ft ladder while naked, as to slam into the lubed up vagina of a woman at the bottom of the ladder, all while screeching like a German Junkers Ju 87's ram-air siren!
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