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Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.
Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks

Yellow Diamond

A gay space rock made of light.
She's the giraffe of the the great diamond authority.
Yellow Diamond: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE EARTH?
Peridot: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU CLOD!!!!!!!!
Yellow Diamond by YellowDiamond February 20, 2023

pink diamond 

The crazy diamond of the diamond authority that abandoned spinel and has pearl shatter her because she doesn't really do nothing. And she made spinel do all that standing, someone sue pink diamond because I am mad at her.
omg look its that super old backstabber hitting abandoning childish not empathetic heartbreaker foolish diamond that is pink diamond!

Cursed diamond 

A diamond that you didn’t get manually yourself, but you brought from creative mode and then switched to survival mode in Minecraft. Cursed diamonds are considered unlucky.
I have this cursed diamond, should I keep it or throw it out somewhere?

Dirty Diamond 

When you're listening to "What is it for me" by Amy Diamond while you're masturbating alone, crying, tears falling down your torso and you use the tears as lube. At the same time you've emptied a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bag of Cheetos. As you climax you scream out "oh it is a me, Mario"
Hey bro, what did you do last night?

Oh nothing special, just the regular you know, just eating cheetos, drinking Jack' and finished the day off with a Dirty Diamond.

Wow, i might just do i Dirty Andreas later then.

Black Diamond 

This is black diamond. She is the most powerful diamond and she’s also the one pink likes to fuck doggy style, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom on the couch, on the car and on the street