emotional definition

When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical

Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition

Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.

example
Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you

(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

This needs a fixing. Here's a proper version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never define someone's name or post people’s personal information.

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work

by Notmelol123 May 23, 2022

The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION

▪ ▪ ▪An incurable mind virus unleashed by scientists in the 1970s▪ ▪ ▪▪ ▪ ▪An unprecedented social experiment involving every human mind▪ ▪ ▪▪ ▪ ▪An infamous psychological challenge that broke game theory

Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.

Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.

Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.
This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?

"SON OF A BITCH I LOST 'THE GAME '!!!!!

Hey guess what?
What?
"THE GAME"!!!
!@#$%&*$#@!*&

The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION

by Kyluv September 10, 2019

Master of Deception

A really cool guy who pnws at Simon Says; especially n00bs

"OMG, that was so Xcore, the Master of Deception just totally pnwd Amanda"

"Yeah, he said 'Simon says Amanda's a n00b at life in general', get that man a taco"

by Jamck December 2, 2007

This is not a definition

Unlike most people i dont want you to like it

instead can you pleas dislike this

did you dislike this is not a definition

by Robofin June 26, 2020

detention center

An alternate term for vagina, as suggested by Dr. Jesse Parks

She captured him in her detention center and said, "Never going to let you go."

by Herman Gottlieb February 12, 2017

juvanile detention

A place where bad kids go. If you continue to misbwhave in AEP, that's where you would go. Juvanile detention is a jail for kids, where you can be locked up. Juvanile detention is the worst place you can go. If you continued misbehaving, the freakin' aggressive cops would send you to a place where kids are torchured.

Guy: Where's by best friend?
Guy 2: Oh, i feel bad about him, he's in juvanile detention cuz he misbehaved in AEP. Still getting his class to laugh, so the fucking cops took him.
Guy: FUCK THE POLICE!
Guy 2: Yeah, don't trust those faggots

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) October 13, 2016