Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up
Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro
Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro
by MW2 Freak December 10, 2011
Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 15, 2023
A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.
by Vtrevary November 16, 2019
"jason is a good dad"
by 2plusde January 18, 2018
by By adhams mother April 06, 2022
A common saying in New Orleans to describe A Jazz fester or an older man that plays or enjoys Jazz music
by aradyogi August 11, 2019