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dad sag

When the pants of a father are up on their waist but they have a prominent sagging under their butt cheeks.
Man I really love these jeans but they give me a dad sag. -Caroline
by harry_paratestes May 9, 2021
mugGet the dad sagmug.

Dad Limb

a phrase generally used in southeastern North Carolina as an alternative word to 'damn'.
I can't lift this DAMN box!

I can't lift this DAD LIMB box!
by purple_crow March 8, 2011
mugGet the Dad Limbmug.

Facebook Dad

Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.

In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.

Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.

Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.

I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023
mugGet the Facebook Dadmug.

Dad Sauce

the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.
My girl is always begging for me for my Dad Sauce.
by ChefTreeGuy September 28, 2018
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dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.
Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.
by Vtrevary November 16, 2019
mugGet the dad showermug.

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.
Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.
by supercrapdog December 25, 2012
mugGet the Dad Spacklemug.

maxx's dad

The lord and savior maxx's dad gives people 100$ a week, he is god
dad give me 100$ nigga or else your not god ok maxx's dad?!
by Nigga lord June 22, 2022
mugGet the maxx's dadmug.

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