curtain

a thing that covers up your windows

friend: “what’s that thing covering the light from entering”
me: “it’s a curtain.”

by ellaissupercool February 13, 2021

Fat Curtain

When your stomach is so fat it hangs over you groin

The last time I saw my penis was in my teens due to my fat curtain

by Cooperhixson February 16, 2021

Daytona curtain rod

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with

Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night

by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021

Meat curtains

Saggy vagina lips

She was open but the meat curtains made it look like it was 24/7

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.

M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"

by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024

Theo has curtains

Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say

YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does

Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies

by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024

Curtain

Something that can protect you from seeing your sleep paralysis demon.

"Oh that curtain? It saves me sometimes.."

by i_eat_dog November 2, 2019