callin’offscopy

A totally valid reason for not coming to work. Meant to resemble a colonoscopy.

Wes “couldn’t” make it in today. He has an emergency callin’offscopy scheduled.

by Zealotte April 20, 2024

Callipygian

ho ass bitchass lying on the internet about cool people in the faceass ho, gets pressed at work into adopting pets and shit

"I can't go to the bar tonight I gotta cat sit"
"bro just Callipygian that little fucker and dip"

by DrDeadass the Third June 12, 2024

Callipygous

A nicely shaped and well rounded buttox

The callipygous Behinds of African women are simply unmatched

by TAV-OH June 25, 2024

Calling it an alex

Going exceptionally early home

No way i finish that today- i‘m calling it an alex.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Callie Morgan

A person with the name Callie Morgan they are sweet, smart, kind, cute, and a little shy when you meet them the after you get to know them they will be your best friend keep them close to you

Callie is so sweet.
Have you meet the new girl Callie Morgan she is so smart.

by Callie Morgan February 22, 2025

Calliou : Clairscients Is Callious, Clairscience Is Calliou

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Calliou : Clairscients Is Callious, Clairscience Is Calliou

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.

“and then I said…”

“Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”

by BillMcGov March 7, 2025