A sandwich made entirely of crumpets, with 2 crumpets acting as bread and a crumpet filling consisting of another crumpet. To be enjoyed with a cup of tea and a sit down.
by Catmeat April 24, 2011
Get the Crumpwich mug.A measurement of food, bigger than a crumb but smaller than a piece. It is just large enough to get a taste without being filling at all, rather like a mise en bouche.
Boy1: 'give us a piece of your muffin'
Boy2: 'you can have a crummock'
Boy1: 'I despise you, however I will take said crummock...mmm, blueberry'
Boy2: 'you can have a crummock'
Boy1: 'I despise you, however I will take said crummock...mmm, blueberry'
by freshprince202 November 15, 2011
Get the Crummock mug.When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.
This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!
Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012
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Get the Crumance mug.When someone is sad and feeling blue, a fanny will snuggle up next to you and crumpfit you - someone is crumpfitting you at that moment.
Man gets home from work, says to wife "oh Ive had a hard day today".
Wife says "oh darling - you know what you need? "Crumpfitting".
Wife then proceeds to comfort her man by cuddling him with her vagina.
Man gets home from work, says to wife "oh Ive had a hard day today".
Wife says "oh darling - you know what you need? "Crumpfitting".
Wife then proceeds to comfort her man by cuddling him with her vagina.
by El3tric November 27, 2012
Get the Crumpfitting mug.Jack: "What are you doing?"
Jerry: "Licking the crumbs off my fingers. It's all over them because I just ate a bag of chips."
Jack: "Gross."
Jerry: "It's not gross, it's just crumbletion."
Jerry: "Licking the crumbs off my fingers. It's all over them because I just ate a bag of chips."
Jack: "Gross."
Jerry: "It's not gross, it's just crumbletion."
by RadioactiveFlamez June 23, 2013
Get the Crumbletion mug.What you find at the bottom of the cup after a dunked cookie falls into your milk. Also when you find nasty dog food in your dog's water bowl.
John: Look what I found Jack, a piece of Kibbles N Bits in my dog's water bowl.
Jack: That's some crumge right there dude.
Jack: That's some crumge right there dude.
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