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Cooper Smit

Cooper Smit is the worst person you will ever meet, he will brake ever window he can and if he can he will try to rape you.
by Ben Coughlan November 11, 2018
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Cooper

The cutest and chubbiest angel from heaven!!!!! A little doggie baby!!!!
Have you seen Cooper?
Yesss!!! He’s amazing!!!! And chubsie!!!!!
by Truthtruthtruthtruth August 20, 2022
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Briony cooper

An absolute legend and a keeper don’t let go of her because she is wifey material
by Brioshe20! January 7, 2023
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Cooper DeJean

1 • Is not a safety

• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one

• CB1

2. • Is Cornerback one

• locked down your number one option

• A punt returner

• Almost cribbed the punt return

• Be locking down your slot

3. • Super Bowl Champion

• Aquarius

• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday

• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*

Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”

Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”

FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go

“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
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The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.
The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.
by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023
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cooper

the sexiest person alive. his beautiful brown eyes won’t disappoint you. he’s funny and smart. he always has a huge penis, sometimes a vegan penis.
by sooooosexyboy May 19, 2019
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Cooper

by Pass the weed jimmy August 5, 2023
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