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Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.
How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023
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content nap

when you go on your phone and mindlessly scroll tiktok so hard that you fall into a hypnotic, unconscious, dream-like state similar to daydreaming
adam: "why hasn't benjamin joined the call back yet?"
cooper: "he's probably taking a content nap"
benjamin: *content napping*
by josephissleepy June 17, 2023
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Fifi Contest

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.
My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.
by ChrisPCritter November 20, 2010
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Classic Connection

One of the top show choirs in the nation. Located in Waterloo, Indiana Classic Connection dominates the show choir world with face-melting choreography and a powerful sound. They receive grand champion placements regularly in mixed championship divisions and have been named Indiana State Champion two years running.

Members have been known for their pick-up ultimate frisbee and soccer teams along with causing mayhem during competitions: stealing cookies from judges tables, putting ketchup under toilet seats, and "borrowing" miscellaneous items from schools.
Damn, Classic Connection just stopped my borgasm!
by bigolfan February 26, 2011
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ass contact

When you look at one's ass when they walk by you.
Hey man u listening?
Yeah, sorry I had some ass contact with Jane
Haha, it's okay
by thanospet October 21, 2011
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BBM Contacts

Some people are really shallow and all they care about is how many contacts they have on BBM. This is Similar to Facebook friends.
Jemma: I've got 127 BBM Contacts
Mandy: I have 3 :(
by No-OnE-yOu-KnOw October 31, 2013
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Jumper Connection

Some one who is used in any Social Media way to be connected by twice removed to an ex. Usually a family member or close friend to the person being stalked by the one doing the jumping.
Sally used Paula as a jumper connection to try to stalk her ex boyfriend Billy from High School.
by Amberly White January 15, 2015
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