Columbian white chocolate

A less obvious term for cocaine.

Oi, Chapo, pass me some columbian white chocolate, will you?

by CoffeeWith83ShotsOfEspresso January 20, 2022

Columbian Gas Pump

The act of taping your partner's mouth to your ass hole while you simultaneously eat bushes baked beans and blow hot gas down her throat resulting in rectal prolapse. The ritual is completed by striking the prolapsed anus with full force resulting in a fog horn-like sound while also spewing black liquid from her vaginal region

It turns out that Gavin gave jacobs little sisters a Columbian gas pump last night.

by Big Papi420 July 9, 2022

Do a Columbus

Doing a Columbus means that when you start out to go/drive somewhere, you first go in the opposite direction of where it is you intend to go.

I had to do a Columbus today when I left Portillo's. I had to first go east and then go south on 91st before I could get on the 101 northbound.

by Frank Le April 1, 2015

clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!

sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!

by michael foolsley November 14, 2011

Clumpies

The lumps of undissolved hot chocolate left in the bottom of your mug that taste really grainy or absolutely delicious.

Elliot : Hot chocolate like better tea
Katie : Yeah , but I don't like the Clumpies

by Hen025 June 8, 2016

clumsy ass

Another word used in place of using dumb ass..

" He's taking out his girl to watch Ice -Age??? Damn that clumsy ass

by not so humble July 23, 2017

Calum

A lovely guy and an amazing gentleman. Has time for anybody they know and is the kindest person you will ever meet. They are extremely good looking and any woman they find are lucky to have them. Calum's usually have massive penis's and love to satisfy there woman.

I met Calum last night he's such a gentleman and amazing in bed

by DepressoExpresso123456789 December 1, 2020