Moraine Valley Community College

Also known as Moron Valley, is a half-ass college that was founded in 1967 and is located in Palos Hills, Illinois in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. If you live in the southwest suburbs of Illinois and don't go away to a four year university then this is where you usually end up going. The main campus is nestled in the Cook County forest preserves.

John: You goin' away to college this year? Chris: Nah bro I'm going to Moraine. John: lol you're going to moron valley? Chris: Dude it's Moraine Valley Community College. John: Sorry professor.....lol

by Dave_shrimp August 25, 2010

College of last Chance

A nickname for the College of Lake County in Grayslake, IL aka Gayslake

I 'm too smart for the College of Last Chance

by Billsner November 8, 2007

I love college

Asher roths first big hit. caused him to simultaneously gain both a grip of fans and haters. funny thing is that the song is a pretty big misrepresentation of asher roth on both accounts. causing him to be called a "white rich kid from college". try listening to songs such as G.R.I.N.D, muddy swim trunks, and battle me to get a real grasp of his work.

guy #1: asher roth is cool man why does he have so many haters?
guy#2: becuz of i love college people think hes a rich white college kid...
guy#1: hunh, i dont think you can control what your born into, and sense when is college a bad thing?
guy#2: i dunno man. hes lyrically badass and siick to listen to stoned.

by mr. solo dolo smokin August 20, 2010

Kenyon College

A sick-ass school full of kids who are pretty smart but have other priorities than just academics. Lots of hipsters and bros, but there are also plenty of people don't fit into stereotypes but get along fine with those who do. Professors are pretty chill, the swimmers are D3 gods (D3, but still), the campus looks like Hogwarts and the chicks have been looking better in recent years. Students know how to party; Shock Your Mama and Summer Sendoff are Keystone-fueled shit shows, but students do everything else pretty well too, from saving the environment to putting on theater productions to forcing unwanted members of the administration to resign.

Alumni include Rutherford B. Hayes, Paul Newman, Bill Watterson and Ted from How I Met Your Mother, all paragons of awesomeness.

Ivy League Kid: You go to Kenyon College? Like, Africa?
Kenyon Kid: No, in Ohio, and I get some every weekend because liberal arts schools have a sweet guy-girl ratio, and there isn't much else to do other than study or party or go hiking in the wilderness.
Ivy League Kid: Sounds fun, but I have to go write fourteen essays and postulate some calculus theories.
Kenyon Kid: I'll probably get a higher-paying job than you because I do a ton of extracurriculars. Peace out.

by apl1457 February 26, 2009

marist college kogarah

home to around 1000 wogs in sydneys kogarah/rockdale region. worst place an aussie can get an education, shithouse school full of ignorant lebs

LEBBO: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT CUNT, GET THE FUCK OUTA MY FACE! Now let me look up cheap car parts on eBay to put in my rust bucket....
ME: .....loser

by John October 24, 2004

Landmark College

A place so obsess and with its own reputation that it bluntly violate freedom of expression and dissimulates every problem the college has.

Landmark College actually calling up urban dictionary to take off the previous definition.

Tuition could be better spent!

by shuuch December 21, 2009

College of Cardinals

The governing body of the Roman Catholic Church. They elect the Pope and take over papal duties when a Pope is not on the throne.

Jaques was a member of the College of Cardinals.

by Nicolai March 30, 2004