To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.
Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.
by The man without face July 26, 2010
Get the Closet Hawkmug. A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room
by Marty I’m scared February 13, 2019
Get the tight closetmug. Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"
Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"
Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"
by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025
Get the Closet Diddlermug. 
guy: hey wanna make out?
other guy: ...
guy: ... but not like in a gay way man
other guy: ... :(
other guy: but I wanted to in a gay way :C...
guy: *blushing* woahh man chill...
other guy: wow your that much in the closet?
guy: ...
other guy: ...
guy: ... but not like in a gay way man
other guy: ... :(
other guy: but I wanted to in a gay way :C...
guy: *blushing* woahh man chill...
other guy: wow your that much in the closet?
guy: ...
by gaycrow May 3, 2022
Get the In the closetmug. 1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
by CircleJ September 26, 2023
Get the Moldy closetmug. Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
by Passingscore May 6, 2019
Get the Closet Achievermug.