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spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.
Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"
by stockman09 November 12, 2010
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penis clit

A humongus clit that hangs down so that it looks like a mini penis.
I fucked Judy last night, & damn! That girl has a penis clit! I was giving her head & it was bouncing around!
by Va-jay-jay September 2, 2006
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ass clit

A nub of flesh on the rim of the anus.

It's best when it's placed on top of the anal rim, because then it really resembles a clit, making the asshole look like a tiny cunt.

Some find it pretty cute, calling it mini-cunt or baby cunt. Others find it a bit gross.

The nob is usually pretty sensitive, but not necessarily in a bad way. During anilingus it may even increase the pleasure. If the rimjob is done well, it can even lead to orgasm, hence the second reason why it's called an ass clit.
Having an ass clit myself, I was motivated to read more about them, and I also had to personally go through different stages of dealing with it. First I thought it was gross and never dared asking my wife to give me a rimjob, though only the idea of it was turning me on. I was however giving her rimjobs quite often, so it wasn't long till she insisted on returning the favor. I couldn't belive how good it could feel. Used to think they exagerate in porns, but it was quite the contrary. The area was so sensitive (and particularly the nub), that it took me only a couple of minutes to orgasm. And it was a totally different orgasm.

It doesn't always work, especially if done too often. But we've noticed that if done like once every 2 weeks, the effect is most intense (usually I can feel when I'm 'ready' for it). My wife also loves doing it, as she enjoys my reaction when I orgasm. She says the spasms of my body are similar to a woman's when I orgasm, which turns her on. I off course love it as well, as not only is the anilingus itself very pleasurable, but the orgasm is at least twice as strong as my regular one.

So, if good hygiene happily meets open minds, such a nub is no drama - nothing to be ashamed/frustrated of - but a genuine anal clit! Learn to enjoy it! ;)
by Dhadik March 17, 2008
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Crit Clit

Clitoral irritation suffered by professional female cyclists. Flare ups occur after having to sit at the edge of your saddle for a prolonged period of time. Those suffering from crit clit are usually in a terrible mood and tend to yell , elbow, and chop your wheel for no apparent reason.
Stage Racer: Man, you made so much money after winning that Criterium last weekend ! I bet you're going to go shopping on Monday !

Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
by KimmyGibbler June 18, 2013
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Blue clit

When a woman gets horny & teased but does not climax, resulting in grumpiness and phantom pain in the crotch.
You had to ruin the mood again and give me blue clit!
by Buttpucker October 21, 2015
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Bubblegum Clit

When a bitch's clit is gummy and sticky as fuck.
Yo, I heard Trixie got dat bubblegum clit doe.
by Bubbles Schaeffer January 29, 2016
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hard clit

A very tiny penis
Wow Camden, he had such a hard clit!
by ThatOne Ohler May 9, 2018
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