classic Pele

means when you fuck a teenage boy and pay him for sex with new IPhone
Don't you have a cheap new iPhone? I am going out with my cousin, and I will do classic Pele.
by Pelemaker April 05, 2024
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Makis classics

A person who is bored of going out or doing any other activity and tries to get away with it by coming up with the worst excuses in existence
-Hey will you come today at the party?
- Yo I can't man, my parents told me that if it's overcrowded I can't go
-ugh come on man that's some Makis Classics
by ShadowIShere August 07, 2022
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Suck Classic Off Day

Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
by Rick Fork November 06, 2024
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