Kelly Clarkson

The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.

When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson!

by Leo Kaplowitz April 19, 2006

lewis and clarking

A game played by two people that involves the 'exploration' of each others bodies. Game is usually played by using hands, and on occasion, tongues but once you cross into the danger zone, its no longer lewis and clarking, then its officially a hook-up.

Girl one: Omgshhhh last night was amazing!!!
Friend: So did you guys hook up??
Girl one: No, but there was definitely some lewis and clarking going on ;D

by summerisamazing =] April 2, 2009

clacked up

to get beat up or attacked

You and your friend are going to get clacked up.

by Kenny Doss January 10, 2008

Click clack chicks

Click clack urbinally derived from the latin language meaning HARDBODIED FEMALES, possessing attributes such as:

1.SUCCESS

2.BEAUTY

3.OUTSTANDING INTELLECTUAL ABILITES

These females are a rare gem amongst the female population; approximately 1 in 10 million.

Transitioning into a click clack female entails physical, financial and mental improvement.

FEMALE 1: OMGGGGG I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT AND YOUR HAIR!!!

FEMALE 2: *WHISPERS* ...OH DIDNT YOU KNOW IM PART OF THE CLICK CLACK CHICKS???

FEMALE 1: WHATS THAT'S CAN I BE A PART OF IT??

FEMALE 2: ..... NO!!!!!

by click clack female May 26, 2010

Clarkston

Forbes magazine ranks Clarkston in the top 8 for best cities to live. Kid Rock, Bob Segar, and Hott moms would also agree. The partys, the ladies, and the bud are top of the line. Coach K.R. is the shit and the football team is legit as they continue to refuse to take steroids (cough lake orion) and have strong seasons year in and year out. So if you dont live in Clarkston you probably have a shitty life and might want to reconsider the choices you have made. Clarkston..... its pure michigan!!!!

Someone who doesnt live here: I am so bored

Kid from Clarkston: thats because you dont live in clarkston you dumb motherf*****

by POORKIDFROMCLARKSTONHA August 6, 2011

clamkin

Female version of the blumpkin. When a woman is sitting on the toilet defacating the sexual parter is administering oral sex. Comes in 3 varieties (the first type being the regular 'ol "clamkin" as described above):
A. Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) - also known as "red sea beach blanket bingo", is a clamkin during the woman's period days of the month.
B. New England Clamkin (white sauce)- or the "brown snowball" takes place after a male counterpart shoots his semen on the vagina, then engages in the oral.

Clamkins in the past have been known as "brunette goatee's" or the "brown soul patch" due to the residual fecal product on the chin of the partner giving the oral sex.

Matt wanted to give her oral so badly that he wouldn't even wait for Debbie to get off the toilet, I had no idea they were into giving / getting clamkins!

by J-Bone & C-Note October 10, 2007

clarks summit

A small town nestled in the woods north of Scranton. Famous for Freedom bridge which supported 20 some suicides so far, and provides the only real reason of going there in the first place, to traverse the canyon over route 6/11. Predominantly mid-upper class white republicans, Clarks Summit is one of the best examples of a brainwashed, sedentary, and intolerant small town American stereotype. Basically reliant on speeding tickets and fines, the police force has adapted that special small town pick attitude and constantly displays severe power trip syndrome and inflates any small crime into a countywide police emergency.

Most who are born in Clarks Summit never leave, and those cops are all crooked mother fuckers.

by The Surgeon General March 22, 2008