A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.
Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
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Bastard spawn of one of the best RPGs ever made. Chrono Cross was a disgrace to Chrono Trigger.
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The characters look stupid. The plot sucks. This game belongs in a toilet. FUCK CHRONO CROSS. LONG LIVE CHRONO TRIGGER!!!
by momenti December 6, 2004
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Get the Chonchis mug."I had to back up off of it and sit my ass down...tanqueray and chronic yeah I'm fucked up now" - snoop
by pisky March 28, 2003
Get the chronic mug.1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented.
2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".
2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".
ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with
Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar
ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?
Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar
ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?
by SitOnMeShamrok7 March 22, 2013
Get the chronological liar mug.A female who constantly has a "angered" or "agitated" look upon his or primarily her face. Women with the name Lauren tend to have this look about her.
Males can also have this face, it is caused by severe agitation or sadness in-placed by another male or female figure. This may cause severe sadness in other members of is or her peer group. If the female figure has a "bitchy face" then male counterparts may be affected physically, mentally, or emotionally very severely. If the male has a "bitchy face", female counterparts may discontinue to be friends with the male figure.
Males can also have this face, it is caused by severe agitation or sadness in-placed by another male or female figure. This may cause severe sadness in other members of is or her peer group. If the female figure has a "bitchy face" then male counterparts may be affected physically, mentally, or emotionally very severely. If the male has a "bitchy face", female counterparts may discontinue to be friends with the male figure.
If the female figure becomes agitated, she may have a "surprised" kind of laugh. If the male figure is irritated, he may continue to laugh and mock the target person in a repetitive notion. These people will display a Chronic Bitch Face which will be unappealing to all around them.
by Dr. Laurence Alden Radcliff November 1, 2013
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