chomp chomper

A term used to tell someone they chew to loudly

"Sharon you are such a chomp chomper stop chewing so damn loud!"

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Champagne National Socialist

A term coined to describe individuals who espouse national socialist and related ideologies while simultaneously enjoying the benefits of a globalized, multicultural society. Similar to the concept of a "Champagne Socialist," a Champagne National Socialist often advocates for policies that prioritize their own ethnic or national group, yet paradoxically embraces cultural diversity and interconnectedness of the world.

Person A: "Did you see that politician speaking about strict immigration policies while they vacationed in multiple foreign countries last month?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Champagne National Socialist move, trying to have it both ways."

by The 🍓 September 29, 2023

Champagne and Shackles

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the champagne you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys

“Hey you wanna pair up for Champagne and Shackles on Friday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”

by cdubs33 October 19, 2023

champagne problem

I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.

Ugh, she's been bothering me so much lately. She's such a champagne problem.

by short bear November 14, 2023

Champagne Eyes

The type of eyes you can get lost in. Not necessarily light in color but have the look of being lit from within . They can make you feel giddy & light headed like the fizzy drink they’re named after.

“Farmer John, I’m in love with your daughter- the one with the champagne eyes.”

by Mister. Eee December 27, 2023

Champaign-Urbana

Two connected towns in central Illinois mostly known for UIUC, an amazing college. Champaign Urbana is also known for wannabe gangsters, incredibly inconsistent crime rates, and features heavy segregation, despite little racism.

"I'm from Englewood but I just made it out"

"Shut yo dumb ass up your from Champaign-Urbana nigga"

by howthefuckiseveryhandletaken December 29, 2023

Chomp

A person who acts pussy while talking shit, usually a women who's an open busser and be confused when asked about their bodies. these chomps are something to watch out for.

I was talking to mike and apparently your girlfriends a big chomp.

by whosaidwhattt January 18, 2024