Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 20, 2008

Celebrity Chef

A ma'fakin celebrity who people portray to be confused as fuck in the kitchen, but is secretly really a sick cook!

(Also) Underground news on an upcoming reality TV series!

"You may think Paris Hilton only deals with white on the weekends, but you see her with that flour in the kitchen?! Maaaan, she's a Celebrity Chef!"

by duiii August 22, 2011

Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

burger chef

A fast food restaunt chain from 1958-1995 A place where the sexyest girls worked.

Let's pic up a chic from burger chef later.

by WTFAndy December 11, 2016

Iron Chef 009

Noun-
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!

Person 1. "Who catered the food for the party"?
Person 2. "IRON CHEF 009 duh"!!

by Iron Chef 009 December 20, 2016

guy chefetz

A cool short guy most of them are playing league of legends and they're not that good their signature !!!!!! sound is NAI

WOW YOU ARE GOLD AT LOL YOU MUST BE guy chefetz NAIIIIIII

by EMRENEEMAN March 22, 2017

green chef

when you shove a head of lettuce in a man's butt and top it with croutons. the croutons must be organic.

"What kind of stuff did you get into last night?"
"Let's just say she gave me a green chef."
"Damn, I love organic croutons"

by featherbunbuns August 3, 2017