nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit

I bet he pulled a nigga carrot

by Renew is gay February 4, 2020

Carrot

The most brutal insult of all insults to a bro who's messed up

bro:so what happened after you bought her a drink?
me: so she turned out to be a lesbian
bro:YOU FUCKING CARROT!!

by anonymous November 1, 2022

carrot patty

When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...

Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty

by PMCC82 April 12, 2019

carrot

Long vegetable. Orange. Very tasty in a soup.

1: Can i have carrot soup?
2:sure.

by nelly the tiger March 8, 2020

Booby Carrot

Term for a human nipple, originated from my 2 year old.

“ I see your booby carrots!” “ Your booby carrots are hanging out”

by Phuckin_phil June 17, 2025

Carrot

Carrots or carrot sticks are a reference to vapes (e cigs), or the vapor from them.

*sniff* *sniff* “Smells like carrots in here bro.”

“Hey bro, you bring your carrot today”

by badass pizza delivery guy June 15, 2018

Carrot top

When a redhead gives you oral sex.

Hey! Remember that ginger from the party last night? She gave me carrot top!

by Daviddozer16 May 11, 2021