Carrots

Dildoe

Yes my new carrots arrived

Bf:oh you got new didoes
Yes they are so good!

by Ill manors May 6, 2017

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017

carrot o’clock

the time to get absolutely fucked

it’s carrot o’clock mate

by poopeepiss February 19, 2022

Carrot Juicer

When you commit to being vegan and insert a carrot into your juice loosener.

Jess and Lisa love carrots and practice safety while operating the carrot juicer.

by Carmengogh October 27, 2021

scary carrot

A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.

Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.

Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.

by Carrrrot January 1, 2021

Carrotted

When you are so high you don’t even your name

“I’m so carrotted right now”

by CervixCupcake May 11, 2022

Carrot

Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.

That person seems to be a real carrot!

by Mr.Jeff November 4, 2021