carrot queen

A non red headed male (homosexual) who is obsessed and sexually attracted to red heads. See gingers

Jerry is such a carrot queen. We can never go anywhere with him drooling over those damn soulless gingers

by Kriskeezy January 08, 2015

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 11, 2017

Ravioli Carrot Sauce

A sentence to use when you want to say a swear word, I legit made this word up one day when I was bored so don't judge how cringy it might be

What the ravioli carrot sauce did you do that!
Johnny was such a ravioli carrot sauce today.

by BTS rules December 09, 2019

Carrot Party

A group setting where everyone masterbates to old Jack Lalanne juicer infomercials.

"There was a great turnout at the carrot party last night."

by Greatestshoeman May 09, 2024

waxin the carrot

aka blow job

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."

by Jus sayin June 23, 2015

carrot hitter

A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.

Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?

Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh

Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.

by Jizzy McDonald December 12, 2017

Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake

“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”

by Zwaps December 10, 2018