harut the carrot

if you resd harut the carrot like (hairuht the cairuht it sounds funny

“harut the carrot went to the store”

by anonymous December 8, 2021

carrot hitter

A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.

Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?

Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh

Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.

by Jizzy McDonald December 12, 2017

Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 3, 2022

waxin the carrot

aka blow job

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."

by Jus sayin July 1, 2015

Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.

Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.

by Istabu2day April 6, 2022

Carrot cake

Real hip hop, real rap, fresh beats, Means good, legit, badass beats, the shit, that fire, that diggy Iggy, good beats, good music, real shit up in general nah mean

Yo did you hear that new s*** just dropped by l-dog, that s*** is the carrot cake, I ain't even playin.

Or

I just saw that video everybody's talking about by the weekend that s*** is straight carrot cake NGL

by Carl Levi Tate May 26, 2021

Carrot days

This is a term in the one direction fandom, mostly used by directioners in 2010 to 2011, they are a bunch of inside jokes that were used by the boys during their fetus era

"I love cats so much! Pussy!"

"What? I don't want to eat using spoons!"

"I looooove carrots!"

There are also these:

"The fandom was so weird during the carrot days, you know"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021