can of corn 

1. While batting in baseball...hitting a can of corn.
In the early 1920's underprivileged children used to use discarded cans of corn made in factories to practice batting

"Heeeyyyy Baaattteeerrr....Can of Corn!"

can of corn by Bill Telfer is WRONG May 12, 2008

can opener 

A sharp edged weapon, usually used to cut open mexicans dominicans puerto ricans or african americans.

He was being a dick so I had to use my can opener on him.

can opener by Do I need a Name July 26, 2008

Can-opener 

When two males perform double anal penetration on a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) anal cavity and both precede to move away from each other while still inserted, thus forcing the anal cavity to spread, or rip depending on your level of arousal. This can cause feces and blood to spill out onto the "can-opener's" junk. Precede with caution.

Jared and Jay did the can-opener on Brittany the other night in the high school parking lot.

Can-opener by Kyle Kuff December 14, 2008

can I gets mines?

when someone says something wrong, especially after having argued with you insisting that they're right, when proven wrong in front of everyone, the person who proved them wrong uses this phrase and proceeds to swipe or smack their hand across the back of the offender's neck. It should be done in a way to be as publicly humiliating as possible. Note: it is not necessary to actually physically hurt the offender.

"Yo, I swear that New York City is the capital of New York."

"Actually, it's Albany, so can I gets mines?"

can I gets mines? by d-fogs September 21, 2008

can i borrow your phone charger? 

What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.

Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.

can i borrow your phone charger? by mr. pseudonym12345 December 12, 2013

Can't see the forest for the trees 

To become so caught up in the small details that you're unable to step back see what is going on or what will happen. Our take of reality gets bent as we are too involved.

Like when person is so focused on finding an error in day a book, that they didn't take the time to enjoy it for what it was; a story.

Another would be say a brother or siser begs you to hide them, acts nervous (you ignore this) They look out windows (you ignore this too) as you just want to catch up. They ask you to hide a knife .... a bloody knife ..

The trees fall away yet?

"Can't see the forest for the trees", Dan said.

Can't see the forest for the trees by quietriver September 30, 2016

can't get my float on 

Having trouble overcoming obstacles that impede the progress of your normal routine or having a bad day.

Holy shit dude I just can't get my float on!

can't get my float on by america's next top model August 16, 2007