clatonairy

A person who seeks help all the time and is confused

Wanna help the clatonairy person?

by Hernandez 1V April 29, 2024

Cawton Coper

A person who attends Carleton University (jokingly referred to as Cawton) and subsequently copes due to their substandard situation.

"Why does John always talk about how great Carleton is? Doesn't he realize that it's not that great here?"

"I guess he's just a Cawton Coper."

by mkuyjy April 29, 2024

Colton

Colton likes to express his thoughts. He can do this for long periods of time. He loves a good ole blowjob and has a heart for peppermint rogues. Will Pearson might come up in conversation, and to this one might say “Pearson was blacked” or “Pop a rogue”. But Price and Brads ability to sports gamble has showed Colton there is a deeper meaning to life.
Shaquan Barkley

Mouton smoked

Hello I'm Colton ( I sports gamble in class and pop rogues)

by Acct 229 November 15, 2024

Cantonese Waterslide

A Cantonese Waterslide is a sex move, where you have sex with a Cantonese transvestite while she is dressed as Meg from Family Guy, just before climax, flip her onto her back and pee in sync with her. Then ejaculate onto the flow of piss, causing the semen to flow down her back like a water slide.

"Hey why were you so late to the party"

"I was giving my girl a Cantonese Waterslide while listening to Nettspend, It was awesome!"

by Mrgleema12 November 28, 2024

Colton

Quick and witty but only speaks in brain rot or quotes memes. A top-tier gooner. Usually on the heavier side, a connoisseur of foods. Typically a bad driver.

Colton is a top-tier gooner. He achieved the highest rank on jerkmate ranked.

by Ssb1966 March 17, 2025

Colton

A Jew, or a term used to describe a person with a lot of Jewish qualities

That guy is such a Colton

by QPaulG April 18, 2025

Colton

Colton is such a nice person and is nice to all of his freinds and has a huge pee pee and take care of his mom and has a crush on a horse girl named paisley

he is nice colton

by DAVYN ASPASS May 15, 2025