Carpet Muncher

When a homosexual male loves to eat carpets from Ikea, in an almost religious fashion

Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."

by CLUM MAC'N'CHEESE May 29, 2018

ass carpet

the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.

Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?

Rick: It burns...

by PD&JG July 31, 2007

The Carpet

Where you do everything

“There goes Jerry again sleeping on the carpet.”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 8, 2019

carpet lake

the geographical region of the room for any kid in the midst of the game "dont touch the ground its lava." the carpet lake is a piece of land (carpet) which you can touch without being "burned."

"When Zach jumped from the bunk bed, I had no choice but to find 5 seconds of safety at the carpet lake."

by my uterus and i September 30, 2005

carpet farmer

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.

Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.

by Michael P. Abker March 23, 2006

carpetbaggers

Ppl who didnt have money for suitcase and used carpet to pack around their stuff and hanged in a stick.

when tom hangs his stuff on the stick when leaving home its called carpetbaggers

by ShazzFati January 10, 2012

carpet monkey

a monkey that sits on the carpet.

oh look, the carpet monkey is back

by Ric Dray October 23, 2006