counterfeit whores

Females that are fake from head to toe and ain't about shit and always need to wake up before you do so they fix themselves up, fake hair (hair extensions), Fake skin colour (bleached as shit), fake nails, fake designer bag, fake accent (we know where you from fam why you acting extra)

Guy 1 : why you single dawg?

Guy 2 : Am sick and tired of chilling with them counterfeit whores fam, i need me a natural girl, these whores be disappearing like Dracula err morning and looking like one too.

Guy 1: word!

by African warrior May 18, 2016

counterproductiveism

The act of being counterproductive

Sarah refused to accept counterproductiveism as a word

by Bravo1996 December 1, 2016

counter strike skins

Rip moms credit card.

Do u want counter strike skins?
Yeah, lemme just get me moms credit card,

by flipgod December 11, 2016

Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.

"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."

by Terminalsicknessman March 5, 2017

Colter

15 inch penis.

Did you see Pepijn he has a Colter

by Pepsimol October 4, 2017

Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

counter troll

Answering the troll with such outmost sincerity it completely wrecks the whole point of trolling.

- Jeez, don't feed the trolls.
- Shut-up and counter troll the mf instead.

by Mr. Cocksson December 3, 2017