to cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a person who is neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession to make a buffone of themselves in public.

don't try to cartoon yourself in public, unless of course you work in a circus

by Sexydimma April 10, 2015

Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

Hardilidge Cartilage

When you get wet or get a raging boner from a good rub and finger/tongue fuck in the ear

Hey baby I love the way you work your tounge on my ear canal, giving me a hardilidge cartilage

by The Mortimaster August 12, 2017

milk carton booty

When the booty on a girl is so flat, it looks like it went missing.

Guy 1:”damn. Look at her booty. It’s so flat”
Guy 2:” yeah. She has milk carton booty”

by Boom343 June 16, 2018

Shrimp cartel

Criminal organization involved in the transportation of seafood via refrigerated semi trucks "reefers". Trailers will often be stored in small groups near public facilities such as campgrounds or state parks as to discourage law enforcement attention.

Check out all those reefers parked over there. Must be the shrimp cartel bro.

by Drinking and knowing things July 12, 2018

Henry Carter

When you smoke the ganja all night long

Rupert: Where's John
Hugo: He's gone to Henry Carter outside
Rupert: Sweet geez

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 1, 2019

CARRILLO CARTEL

BAD ASS CARTEL THAT ARE HARDWORKS AND HAVE WORD CARRILLO IN THE LAST NAME THEY ARE A GROUP OF MEXICANS THAT COME FROM MEXICO AND JUST SOME DOPE ASS FUCKIN PEOPLE AND YOU DONT FUCK WITH THEM

are they in the carrillo cartel yeah there are theree dope people

by THE CARRILLO CARTEL October 3, 2019