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Captain Canuk

The Canadian version of Captain America... he rides On a Moose and Shoots Hocky Pucks out of his hands... if he's feeling drained of energy he drinks Maple Syrup to replenish his abilities. his side kick is Dudley Do Right!!!
LOOK IN THE SKY ITS A FUCKIN' MOOSE!? OH... its just Captain Canuk and Bullwinkle with his trusty sidekick.. Dudley.. OOUUFF. (proceding to be hit in the nuts with a hockey puck.)
by k.sfbhklsfbhlskj October 4, 2011
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Capital Hill Police

When you barely even try to stop something from happening as it happens in front of your eyes

Based on the events on 1/6/21 when the Capital Hill Police failed to keep MAGA protestors out of the Capitol of the United States.
The fucking toilet at Taco Bell began overflowing and all I could do was be a Capital Hill Police officer. What they hell else can I do? It isn't my toilet.
by Mbiggz January 6, 2021
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capstone

A piece of shit project created to torture children into graduating.
That fucking capstone project made me die inside...
by Legs McCool June 11, 2006
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captain

Short for Captain Morgan's Rum
I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.
by Ides of March August 22, 2004
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captain save a hoe

Captain Save a Hoe is a popular phrase that originated in 1965 and came from black exploitation movies to describe men who would give money to women who didn't earn it.
Don't be a captain save a hoe
by Anyonecanmakedefinitionshere January 29, 2018
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Capitalism

Something I'd probably advocate if what the rich wanted us to believe was actually true, that the poor are lazy and the rich are hard working.
Moron: I'm a capitalist because I know that every poor person is lazy and that if I work hard, I'll be rich because only hard workers get rich.
Smart guy: So the rich never screw anyone over to get there?
Moron: Not at all! Don't let those stupid liberals convince you otherwise.
Smart guy: You think capitalism is perfect?
Moron: Yes!
by blackwhitebrown9 November 7, 2010
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Captain Jack Morgan

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.
Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.
by JimSteele March 25, 2008
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